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[sticky post] MASTERLIST OF FICS

May. 15th, 2012 | 07:53 pm


















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Nov. 1st, 2020 | 03:34 pm

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We Need to Talk about Draco

Dec. 23rd, 2014 | 05:01 pm

Subtitled: “My Thought on yaoi JKR’s Newest Writings about Everyone’s Favorite Slytherkid”

I wrote this yesterday and am x-posting from my tumblr. I’m going to break my response/reaction to new information about Draco Malfoy released as a part of the 12 Days of Pottermore into two sections. 1) Draco’s “backstory” and 2) JKR’s “thoughts.” BECAUSE EVERYONE HAS SOMETHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS.

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well hello new livejournal

May. 15th, 2014 | 05:42 pm

you're looking awfully tumblr-derived this evening 

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Why David Benioff and D.B. Weiss raped Cersei Lannister

Apr. 21st, 2014 | 03:01 am

Obvious spoilers for Sunday's Game of Thrones and ASOIAF (ASoS). Meta-ish critique of terrible narrative and adaption choices behind cut.

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I've never been this angry over television

Apr. 21st, 2014 | 01:35 am

I am so angry about tonight's Game of Thrones, I don't even have the words to express it right now.

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Look at me, being all plotty and productive

Feb. 11th, 2014 | 06:36 pm

For the first time ever in my life, I am actually plotting something.

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HOW FUCKING WILD, RIGHT?

(lol, I have two plot point cards that just say "sex!" and one that says "threesome!" ; yeah this shit is going to be deep.)

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Reading fandom news drunk at 4am

Feb. 2nd, 2014 | 04:04 am

But why does Hermione have to "end up with" either one or the other? Does a girl really only get to choose from the pool of boys she knew at age eleven?

Hermione goes to university and falls in love with a young Marxist grad student who has a beard and wears sports jackets. They separate briefly because their experimentation with free love goes awry, but they eventually accept that the hegemonic force of heteronormativity is too strong for even enlightened young intellectuals like themselves to reject completely. They elope, name their children after their parents, and raise them as vegetarians in a neighborhood slightly above their price range, but that they value for the diversity and variety of cultural offerings.

That's how I would have ended it, at least.

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Happy Thanksgiving Plus Some Things

Nov. 28th, 2013 | 09:28 pm

First off, Happy Thanksgiving to all of those who celebrate. I guess I technically do because I'm an American, but it's never been a holiday I particularly care about and this year I'm not doing anything.

Secondly, today was weird. I found a dead cat this morning when I was out walking my grandmother's dog (who I'm pet sitting for the week). I knew without looking too closely that it was my next door neighbors. I don't know how he died. It was cold last night, but not so cold that its reasonable to assume he froze. He didn't look like he was hit or attacked by another animal as there were no wounds. And he wasn't really old enough for it to just have been old age. So maybe he ate something poisonous to cats? But what?! My cats have been crying all day to get let out and I'm like LOL FAT CHANCE. You babies are never leaving my sight.

I helped my neighbor bury him. It was sad. But then my neighbor started hitting on me, which was just weird. Time and a place, dude. Also, weren't you *just* saying that you've had this cast since you moved out of the rehabilitation home and that having him was what helped you kick crystal? Probably not the thing to thing to lead with.

Thirdly, I'm kind of in need of a last minute beta. It's for a fest and I have an extension until, um, tomorrow. It's het. Harry/Pansy (obviously). Almost 8k and pretty raunchy. No hard kink or anything like that, just good old fashioned boning (not even any infidelity!).  I know its last minute and all but...*smiles sweetly* Anyone? 

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This is not helping my smoking fetish, like at all

Nov. 4th, 2013 | 12:49 am



Like, holy fucking shit, this is more effective than 90% of pornography I've ever seen.This is the quintessence of the female gaze, though somehow perfectly tailored to suit my own perversions.

I don't think I could tell you on how many levels this is working for me.

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